Only one current Kansas City Royals player was named, Carlos Guillen, and they just signed him less then a week ago. He was outed before the report became public and will get a 15 day suspension, in which the players association is appealing.
All the other Royals are in the clear, except for Sluggerrr. There is something freakishly wrong with that lion.
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I think you meant Jose Guillen.
It was funny to see Phil Hiatt and Hal Morris on that list. They sure reaped the "benefits" of steroids!
Sluggerrr is just high on life. He's living the dream! While other lions are spending their days just lying around under shady trees and yawning, he's out there making a difference in the world.
I think he clearly means Ozzie Guillen.
Also, Sluggerrr is so juiced. The 'roid rage has gotten out of control. I was at a game where a kid came up from behind Sluggerrr to ask him to take a photo, and the kid gently tugged on Sluggerrr's tail. Man, Sluggerrr dove into that kid like he was made of zebra-glazed gazelle. When the dad finally took the picture, it was just Sluggerrr with the child's bloody leg sticking out of his mouth.
So many frickin Guillens it makes me sick.
Wasn't Phil Hiatt a third baseman that played like 6 games with the Royals? I remember that he was toted as a big prospect but never delivered. Who am i surprised that's not on the list, Rusty Meachem. That dude was bulk!!!
Also, Sluggerrr is sooooo 'roided. Just look at his noggin. The muscles in his head are so powerful that they've form the shape of a crown. How could Mitchell pass that up?
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