- Finishing my third cup of coffee.
- Stuffing peaches down the garbage disposal.
- Thinking about eating Jell-o.
3 things that didn't make me gag today:
- The smell of the bathroom after Collin used it.
- Stuffing a rotten hard-boiled egg down the garbage disposal.
- Thinking about the rotten hard-boiled egg as I prepared scrambled eggs for dinner.
What the hell is wrong with me?
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